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They can’t stop throwing their trash into the toilet. Perhaps DQ should stop using Value Costumers and use Premium Costumers instead. Remember, you get what you pay for.
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LARPing in DQ is srs bsns.
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I’ve always considered public bathrooms to be a privilege for this exact reason.
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My doctor had to remove paper towels from their bathroom because people wouldn’t stop throwing them in the toilet. Even though the trash can was closer.
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Took me a minute, but well done.
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My office had to put up a sign that said “Only place soft foods in the garbage disposal”. A couple weeks later the sign changed to “Do not put bones in the garbage disposal”. At this point numerous all-hands emails went out discussing the appropriate use of a garbage disposal. A few weeks after that it changed to “NO CHICKEN BONES IN THE DISPOSAL; if you see any person putting bones or other inappropriate items in the garbage disposal report them to office services at XXXXX”. Finally, a few weeks after that they put a screen over the disposal. The phantom disposal boner was never identified.
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It never ceases to amaze how lazy and stupid people can be.
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You know what would have made a funnier photo?
That sign in the toilet. :)
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Phantom Disposal Boner would be a good band name.
OT: I have recently obtained copies of Book of the New Sun #3 and #4 (soon to get #1 and #2 to read it properly) and
A Borrowed Man.
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Related:
Amazing how people that probably use and see the word “customer” in their work multiple times a day don’t know how to spell it.
Not directly Related but reminded me why many reviews are hard to take seriously :
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I’m reading ‘The Land Across’ right now (somehow I had this sitting on my shelf for years and forgot about it), coincidentally. After finishing the current chapter I’m now committed to a second read-through. There were some curious tonal shifts from the main character that give me the sneaking suspicion that he (or Wolfe) was hiding something or I missed something in the earlier chapters.
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That would have been funnier, but I’m not the type of guy who would have done it, even if I had the thought. I’m too straight-laced for that. Maybe I would have thrown it in, but then I’d have to fish it back out and figure out how to stick it back to the wall. Yeah, even worse....
Here’s where one of our local Photoshop gurus could help out.
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I went to our favorite burrito place (Freebirds!) and watched one of these disasters happen. A couple came in with their daughter and two older ladies (grandma and great aunt, I think). They were in town to see the local university because their daughter will be attending in the fall. The daughter went through the line first. I assume she had some experience because there were no issues. The dad had his foot wrapped up and was using one of those knee scooters. He made a beeline for a table and parked himself at it. The mom and the two older ladies were looking at the menu, trying to figure out how it all works. That left the mom trying to order burritos for everyone except the daughter.
She stepped up to the counter to start the process.
What the mom didn’t realize is that you have to build your burrito by interacting with the server. She just wanted to tell the server to give her a chicken burrito and be done with it. After a few minutes at the counter, I could hear her voice getting louder and higher. The mom finally walked over to the dad and in exasperation said, “She keeps asking me what I want on the burrito! I don’t know! Just give me a damned burrito!”
I hope she isn’t savvy enough to visit pissedconsumer or Yelp. The review will not be good.
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Seriously, I hope not too. It amazes me how many Amazon reviews have complaints about things other than the product itself.
“UPS driver left package on front porch and it rained, ruining the box. 1 star.”
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Reminder: We recently celebrated the 11th anniversary of this gem:
http://jalopnik.com/184374/jalopnik-has-no-good-cotomer-sevis